“Everything I am is all just a part of me.” — Di Winson

“Keep your face to the sunshine, and you cannot see the shadow. It’s what sunflowers do.” — Helen Keller

“Apathy is bliss.” — SHS Class of 1983

“Virginia was the kind of person who, any time you saw her, you never knew what kind of commentary you were going to get. She was a delightful woman.” — The Rev. Bruce Owens at Grandma Ginny’s funeral

“You are as sick as you are secret.” — Rita Mae Brown

“The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.” — Simon Bishop¬†(Greg Kinnear)¬†to Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) in As Good as It Gets

“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.” — A.A. Milne

“What if I sneeze and a 1965 Mustang comes flying out my butt?” — Grace Hanadarko (Holly Hunter) to Rhetta Rodriguez (Laura San Giacomo) on Saving Grace

“The thing about life is, we always have to keep something on the to-do list.” — Alan Shore (James Spader) to Denny Crane (William Shatner) on Boston Legal

“Keep your stinkin’ paws off me, you damn, dirty ape!” — George Taylor (Charlton Heston) in Planet of the Apes

“This garage is a monument to my half-assedness.” — Christine Campbell (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) in The New Adventures of Old Christine